Funny Sms Messages

Happy world nice person day:Aap ye sms us insan ko krain jo aapki nzar me sbsy ziada nice ho.Mene aapko kar dea hy.....Ghalti sy,,:-)

Santa meets his friend BuntaSanta : A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B...!Bunta : Oye, Iska Matlab ?Santa : Kuch Nahin Yaar, I Mean Long Time No C..!

Y dont v study d whole year & study Only during exams?Bcoz 'Lehro ka sukoon Sabhi ko pasand hai lekin,tufano me Kashti nikalne ka maza hi kuch aur hai'

Merey dill totney ka sabab pochtey ho Faraz........Kabhi koi tumhari 'Kulfi' cheen kar bhagey tou pata chaley:

ATTENTION ALL! Halaat kharab hugaey hain Abhe abhe 4 dhamakay aur thori bohot firing hui hai Mere pait mein:-)

God ne aurat ko sundar banaya,khubsurat sharir diya,hirni si aankhe,resham se baal,gulab se hont,pyar bhara dil diya., fir juban dekar sab kiye karaye par pani pher diya.