Funny Sms Messages 2

3 cheezain jab khatam hojati hain to bohat takleef hoti hai...1-- Muhabbat2-- Rishta3-- Sms Package :-(

Hitler bhi chala gaya….Sadam mara gaya……..Bin laden ka pata nahi…Tum bhi dikte nahi…….Lagta hai dharti pe ache din aa gaye.

Dunya bewafa hoskti hai'TUM NAHI'Dunya Zalim hoskti hai'TUM NAHI'Dunya harjai hoskti hai'TUM NAHI'jalebi seedhi hosakti hai'LEKIN TUM NAHI.

LIFE MEANS:-6 frnds,2 bikes bt no petrol.exam nite,6 duffers n no notes.sitting on sea view,6 smokers n only 1 ciggarete!1 girl,6 frnds n all saying 'teri bhabhi hai'

Zindagi me hamesha 1 baat yaad rakhokabhi kisi ke dil se mat khelokyunki dil 1 hi hota heagar khelna hi he to KIDNEY se khelo wo 2 hoti he

KARAY JAOOOOOOOO.... . . . karay jaoo. . . . karay jaoo. . . . baysharmoon ke tarah sms receive kartay jaoo khud kabhi na karna..

arz kia hai kay aap ki shakkal agar gadhay say milti hai wah wah subhanAllah aap ki shakkal agar gadhay say mitli hai to is main becharay gadhay ki kia ghalti hai?? ha ha ha

RaniKajolIshaAishTanuShilpaSushKareenaA ur aapkiChoti behen KATRINA ne advance me aapkoHAPPY RAKHI bola hai