sms - advantages of pillow

Advntages of pillow:

...4 sleeping?
no

...4 pilow fight?
no

Then...?






...4 hiding ur cell while texting late at nyt...!

sms - i have learnd

I've learnd..
People gv u coal nd cnsidr it gold nd if u gv thm diamond thy cnsidr it coal..!

I've learnd..
I came alone nd i've 2go alone..!

I've learnd..
People r wid u only wen thy need u, nt othrwise..!

I've learnd..
Extra care of anyone by u will ultimately bring a blame for you, not appreciation..!

I've learnd..
A simple LIE of ur close one can break you more than anything..!

I've learnd..
Its very hard to weep alone when there is no shoulder to support U..!

I've learnd..
Luv urself and love people but only if u can do it without expecting anything from thm..! Its vry true...
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sms - bas nahi aaoon ga

Smallest Leave Application by a KG Child:
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Dear Sir,

Mai Aaj Nahi Aaoon ga! :'(
Nahi Aaoon ga :'(
Nahi Aaoon ga :

Thank U
Bas nahi aaoon ga.

sms - im not sad for being single rather

I'm not sad for being single rather :-O
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I'm thinking of her who is single because of me..:-p
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Awwwh..
"bechaarii" ;-)
bhatak rHi h0 gi :-p

sms - syllabus lana zra

Side effect of Studying 2 much:

A Guy Went To A Resturant, He Wanted To See The Menu But He Forgot WhAt It Is Called;
He Asked Waiter,
"Syllabus Lana Zra";-)

Funny Sms Messages 2

Funny Sms Messages 2

3 cheezain jab khatam hojati hain to bohat takleef hoti hai...1-- Muhabbat2-- Rishta3-- Sms Package :-(

Hitler bhi chala gaya….Sadam mara gaya……..Bin laden ka pata nahi…Tum bhi dikte nahi…….Lagta hai dharti pe ache din aa gaye.

Dunya bewafa hoskti hai'TUM NAHI'Dunya Zalim hoskti hai'TUM NAHI'Dunya harjai hoskti hai'TUM NAHI'jalebi seedhi hosakti hai'LEKIN TUM NAHI.

LIFE MEANS:-6 frnds,2 bikes bt no petrol.exam nite,6 duffers n no notes.sitting on sea view,6 smokers n only 1 ciggarete!1 girl,6 frnds n all saying 'teri bhabhi hai'

Zindagi me hamesha 1 baat yaad rakhokabhi kisi ke dil se mat khelokyunki dil 1 hi hota heagar khelna hi he to KIDNEY se khelo wo 2 hoti he

KARAY JAOOOOOOOO.... . . . karay jaoo. . . . karay jaoo. . . . baysharmoon ke tarah sms receive kartay jaoo khud kabhi na karna..

arz kia hai kay aap ki shakkal agar gadhay say milti hai wah wah subhanAllah aap ki shakkal agar gadhay say mitli hai to is main becharay gadhay ki kia ghalti hai?? ha ha ha

RaniKajolIshaAishTanuShilpaSushKareenaA ur aapkiChoti behen KATRINA ne advance me aapkoHAPPY RAKHI bola hai

Funny Sms Messages 1

Funny Sms Messages

Happy world nice person day:Aap ye sms us insan ko krain jo aapki nzar me sbsy ziada nice ho.Mene aapko kar dea hy.....Ghalti sy,,:-)

Santa meets his friend BuntaSanta : A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B...!Bunta : Oye, Iska Matlab ?Santa : Kuch Nahin Yaar, I Mean Long Time No C..!

Y dont v study d whole year & study Only during exams?Bcoz 'Lehro ka sukoon Sabhi ko pasand hai lekin,tufano me Kashti nikalne ka maza hi kuch aur hai'

Merey dill totney ka sabab pochtey ho Faraz........Kabhi koi tumhari 'Kulfi' cheen kar bhagey tou pata chaley:

ATTENTION ALL! Halaat kharab hugaey hain Abhe abhe 4 dhamakay aur thori bohot firing hui hai Mere pait mein:-)

God ne aurat ko sundar banaya,khubsurat sharir diya,hirni si aankhe,resham se baal,gulab se hont,pyar bhara dil diya., fir juban dekar sab kiye karaye par pani pher diya.